Space Agency Staff Pillows

'To show progress in space, we need to introduce conjugal visits.'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

Marry me astronaut

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

Blue Origin

"Space exploration"

"Siri, find oxygen."

Parking meter on the moon.

Space shuttle helping to unlock the secrets of the universe.

'The good news is, I did find the jumper cables!'

"It's Houston. They have a problem."

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

SPCA: USED CATS AND DOGS

Well, our space probe is picking up definite signs of life, but I don't think it's friendly'

Europa Clipper

Asteroid Bennu

"Tesla's founder Elon Musk launched his spacex rocket today with a successful pinpoint return to earth. . . General motors said it would rebuild its plant and start again from scratch."

'We better call Mission Control to report that all our projects and experiments on this flight have succeeded beyond belief.'

Houston gets serious about cleaning up space junk

Director: US Space Research.

Day One, NASA

'Houston, you're not going to believe this...'

Overly wordy travel.

NASA HEADQUARTERS, ACME VACUUM CLEANERS, 'Hi! - I understand that space is full of junk?'

"Do you get the impression poster companies don't like us?"

Black Hole Corks

"Mission control, we have a problem."

Giant stomp.

Space bee

End of Space Program