Nasa Employees Pillows

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

A return to Mars.

'In the New NASA, we accentuate the positive!'

Just do your job, and stop worring about low bidders

The Anti-Agent

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

Marry me astronaut

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

Employee of the Month Parking

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

Blue Origin

"Siri, find oxygen."

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

Parking meter on the moon.

Space shuttle helping to unlock the secrets of the universe.

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

Leaving a Lasting Impression. . .

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

An astronaut sees a sign saying zoning in force.

'So, what do you want to talk about?'

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

"We're actually going to grow potatoes on Mars!"

"It's Houston. They have a problem."

'The good news is, I did find the jumper cables!'

"Look what followed me home Mom. Can I keep it and call it Rover?"

NSA - 'Start Leakin'.'

"I am wearying of the crew's constant repetition of the same old sea shanties."

'Every war game scenario I've run has you picking up the check.'

Mike had learnt by heart the whole training manual, apart from the most important bit.

Well, our space probe is picking up definite signs of life, but I don't think it's friendly'