Nasa Employees Gifts

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

Well, those election results certainly surprised me. Me too, little buddy. But that's because when I went to sleep last night, I had a dream … that Robert F. Kennedy had lived, he appointed Carl Sagan as science advisor and head of NASA, Sagan took us to Mars in 1991, and Donald Trump spent the rest of his days founding casinos and selling real estate degrees on the red planet. Meanwhile, in the 2016 election, Martin Luther King Jr. narrowly defeated Sonny Bono. I just meant I'd forgotten we wer

A return to Mars.

'In the New NASA, we accentuate the positive!'

Just do your job, and stop worring about low bidders

The Anti-Agent

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

Marry me astronaut

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

Blue Origin

Employee of the Month Parking

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

"Siri, find oxygen."

Parking meter on the moon.

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

Space shuttle helping to unlock the secrets of the universe.

Leaving a Lasting Impression. . .

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

An astronaut sees a sign saying zoning in force.

'So, what do you want to talk about?'

"I am wearying of the crew's constant repetition of the same old sea shanties."

'The good news is, I did find the jumper cables!'

"We're actually going to grow potatoes on Mars!"

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

"It's Houston. They have a problem."

NSA - 'Start Leakin'.'

"Look what followed me home Mom. Can I keep it and call it Rover?"

Well, our space probe is picking up definite signs of life, but I don't think it's friendly'

'Every war game scenario I've run has you picking up the check.'