Nasa Staff Gifts

'We better call Mission Control to report that all our projects and experiments on this flight have succeeded beyond belief.'

As a defunct 6.5 ton NASA satellite falls to earth. . . scientists aim to pin-point the exact location of where the debris will land. . . using the time honoured method.'

Private Commercial Spacecraft: 'Hi there! I'll bet you'll be wanting to buy some oxygen!'

"Welcome to the end of time!"

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

Outer Space Outsourcing

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

Marry me astronaut

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

Blue Origin

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

"Siri, find oxygen."

Parking meter on the moon.

"Space exploration"

Space shuttle helping to unlock the secrets of the universe.

Two airplanes

Leaving a Lasting Impression. . .

Gates A-B Taking Care of Business, C-D Funny Business, E-F Do Your Business.

An astronaut sees a sign saying zoning in force.

"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"

'He's still following us, Don.'

"You finished with your peanuts?"

"Look what followed me home Mom. Can I keep it and call it Rover?"

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

'Will that be coach?'

"So far, my luggage has had a more exciting vacation than I have!"

"It's Houston. They have a problem."

'The good news is, I did find the jumper cables!'

"Kindly place your seat in the upright position, extinguish all smoking material, fasten your seat belt, tie your tie, and adopt a serious and dignified demeanor."

'It's a foolproof computer network, sir, that no one can break into, not even a kid.'

"As a courtesy for the inconvenience, please accept a voucher for three additional hours of your life, redeemable upon your death."

'I'm happy to report our use of air sickness bags has declined sharply since we quit serving meals.'