Aviation Staff Gifts

Galley Plane.

"The bad news is we're delayed five hours and you're all going to miss your connections. The good news is I'm timed out, so I'm going home."

"Oh, I'm sorry. Are you trying to get by?"

'Elbow, twelve o'clock!'

'I'm sorry, Madame, but you've got to pass the scanner one more time!'

'Excuse me stewardess, would you mind running through that life-jacket demonstration one more time?'

"Psst, Rob! It's me, Kitty. What's it like up there? How many people were on your flight? What are we serving them? Please, tell me anything. I haven't flown in months!"

"Here ya go."

Flight Crew Holiday Treats

Flight Crew Fireworks

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

TSA Noah

'We will be 3 minutes late taking off. . . the pilot has to piddle.'

The World's Easiest Airport

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

The Scanner Of Love.

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."

Employee of the Month Parking

"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."

"Sorry for the wait. Have you guys been here long?"

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

"I always send a layover selfie back home, to let everyone know I'm safe."

Disinformation booth.

'I dont know about you, but I've got the feeling we're in for long flight delays...'

Einstein discovers that time can stop completely.

"Rule #1: don't offer to carry anything!"

Limerick Airport

Gates A-B Taking Care of Business, C-D Funny Business, E-F Do Your Business.