Airlines Staff Gifts

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

TSA Noah

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

The World's Easiest Airport

'We will be 3 minutes late taking off. . . the pilot has to piddle.'

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."

Employee of the Month Parking

"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

"Sorry for the wait. Have you guys been here long?"

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

'I dont know about you, but I've got the feeling we're in for long flight delays...'

Disinformation booth.

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

Einstein discovers that time can stop completely.

"Rule #1: don't offer to carry anything!"

Limerick Airport

Getting out of baggage fees is tricky, another sweater or two and I'd be charged for an extra seat.

'Next plane to Los Angeles is at 3.'

Two airplanes

Airport Bored Rooms

Rubbish Carousel

"That's mine. No, wait - I have one that looks just like that."

Gates A-B Taking Care of Business, C-D Funny Business, E-F Do Your Business.

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

"It's my helper trout!"

"Don't worry. If we're too late, we can always catch the secondary screening."