'Eject! Eject, eject eject!! Aw crimony. I've hit the button 6 or 7 times, Cap'n. And the darned CD still won't come out.'
Airline Crew Gifts
Searching for the perfect gift for an airline crew member? Explore a collection of witty and thoughtful items designed specifically for pilots, flight attendants, and aviation enthusiasts. Whether they're on the ground or in the air, these products celebrate their love for flying, their dedication, and their adventurous spirit. From mugs perfect for morning coffee to comfy pillows for post-flight rest, there’s something to suit every airline professional’s personality and sense of humor. Show your appreciation for those who keep us flying safely and stylishly.
"Sorry for the wait. Have you guys been here long?"
Warp speed to 31 Greenbrook Drive, Number Two!
"It's me. I was going through a 'Bon Jovi Phase.'"
"This is your captain speaking...."
"On time arrival...check. Paid for drinks...check. Made pleasant conversation...check. Didn't stare at mole...check."
'Before you 'hop-off'... you left your false leg on the 'plane, sir!'
'Don't worry, dude, that's not the intercom -- here, gimme the manual.'
Lost plane keys.
"Back! Back! Rows twenty and higher only!"
Bidding
"Why yes, it is my last flight. How'd you guess?"
"How come I always get the crying baby right behind me?"
Bev puts on an old favorite
"What is your hot meal of the day?"
"Sorry for the diversion folks, but our radar picked up a Starbucks with a crew line."
"The Last (Leftover First Class) Supper"
Please fasten your seatbelts.
'Miss, dogs have baby dogs, so why don't your planes have baby planes?'
'What about change? Do you have any change in your pockets?'
"Don't worry, dude, that's not the intercom -- here, gimme the manual."
REFUEL - FULL SERVICE
'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'
"Would you like some wings?"
"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."
Newlyweds. . . 10 Years Married. . . 25 Years Married. . . 50+ Years Married.
"Think we'll still make happy hour?"
'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'
Employee of the Month Parking
Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'
"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."
"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."
"Now boarding group 50 and up."
"Rule #1: don't offer to carry anything!"
"Don't worry. If we're too late, we can always catch the secondary screening."
Airline Crew Gifts Collection
Airline Crew Mugs
Discover a range of airline crew-themed mugs that will brighten their mornings and remind them of their sky-high adventures.
Airline Crew Pillows
Comfort and style combine in our airline crew pillows—ideal for relaxing at home or on the road, celebrating their passion for flying.
Airline Crew Prints
Decorate with airline-themed prints that showcase their love of aviation—perfect for crew rooms, offices, or personal spaces.
Airline Crew T-Shirts
Explore our collection of airline crew t-shirts—fun, witty, and perfect for any aviation enthusiast who loves to wear their profession proudly.