Nasa Personnel Pillows

'We're launching a billion-dollar space mission. We need a name. They say you're the best.'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

Outer Space Outsourcing

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

Servicemen.

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

Marry me astronaut

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

Blue Origin

Parking meter on the moon.

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

"Siri, find oxygen."

"Space exploration"

Space shuttle helping to unlock the secrets of the universe.

Leaving a Lasting Impression. . .

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

An astronaut sees a sign saying zoning in force.

'So, what do you want to talk about?'

"I am wearying of the crew's constant repetition of the same old sea shanties."

"It's Houston. They have a problem."

'The good news is, I did find the jumper cables!'

"Look what followed me home Mom. Can I keep it and call it Rover?"

Birds on the wing

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

Mike had learnt by heart the whole training manual, apart from the most important bit.

Well, our space probe is picking up definite signs of life, but I don't think it's friendly'

'Every war game scenario I've run has you picking up the check.'

'It was only a joke. I never thought they's accept me.'

While doing routine recon over the pacific ocean, lietenants Cromwell and Olsen make a startling discovery.

Houston gets serious about cleaning up space junk

'So it's true that dolphins help navigate.'

"Tesla's founder Elon Musk launched his spacex rocket today with a successful pinpoint return to earth. . . General motors said it would rebuild its plant and start again from scratch."