'To show progress in space, we need to introduce conjugal visits.'
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The Anti-Agent
Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1
Outer Space Outsourcing
"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."
"Houston, we have a problem."
"Nope, I still only have one bar."
Neil Armstrong Outtakes
The Greek Trampoline
Parking meter on the moon.
"Space exploration"
"Siri, find oxygen."
Space shuttle helping to unlock the secrets of the universe.
Leaving a Lasting Impression. . .
An astronaut sees a sign saying zoning in force.
The Struggle Over Europe
"Look what followed me home Mom. Can I keep it and call it Rover?"
NSA - 'Start Leakin'.'
Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon
"It's Houston. They have a problem."
'The good news is, I did find the jumper cables!'
First Contact
Well, our space probe is picking up definite signs of life, but I don't think it's friendly'
Mike had learnt by heart the whole training manual, apart from the most important bit.
Well, those election results certainly surprised me. Me too, little buddy. But that's because when I went to sleep last night, I had a dream … that Robert F. Kennedy had lived, he appointed Carl Sagan as science advisor and head of NASA, Sagan took us to Mars in 1991, and Donald Trump spent the rest of his days founding casinos and selling real estate degrees on the red planet. Meanwhile, in the 2016 election, Martin Luther King Jr. narrowly defeated Sonny Bono. I just meant I'd forgotten we wer
Control Center. A satellite is falling! Tell NASA to divert it so it doesn't hit North Africa. Good golly, Miss Mali!
Europa Clipper
"I thought he would run all sorts of scientific tests."
Houston gets serious about cleaning up space junk
Asteroid Bennu
'We must protect my sovereignty.'
"Occupied" - Man urinating in space
US extortion on the UN regarding Jerusalem
'We better call Mission Control to report that all our projects and experiments on this flight have succeeded beyond belief.'
C'mon, help me out! Which rock do you think my kids would like better?
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