Nasa Scientists Pillows

They just discovered an earthlike planet, and it's close. "Earthlike"? It's in Proxima Centauri's habitable zone. Does it have oceans and beaches and sensual ladies who like to gaze at sunsets? It may have liquid water. And it's orbiting a red dwarf, so it'll always look like sunset. HOJ. But is there anyone there to whisper sweet nothings to? I know a guy at NASA. If they send a probe, maybe he could add your dating profile.

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

Head over Hooves

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

Alien embryo growing in earth.

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

'Gravity...Go figure!'

"What's your favorite planet, Randy?" "There is only one answer, little buddy. There is only one planet full of lush, green forests and beautiful, windswept ocean vista... all of which are natural aphrodisiacs that inspire lovers, philosophers and poets." "You know, Pandora is not a real planet." "I'm talking about Earth, you... Do you ever go outside?"

Neil Armstrong Outtakes

Cosmonaut

'Kids, today, Xerf brought in a planet that he found. Now if we look at it closely under the microscope, you can still see it's inhabitants scrambling around.'

Spaceman looking out of the window of his spaceship at planets.

'Boy, does this ever shoot holes in the old Big Bang Theory!'

Mars Poppins

Parking meter on the moon.

"Oh well, at least it's not Earth."

"Space exploration"

"Siri, find oxygen."

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

"When I was your age, we wished on stars. Now, we wish on satellites!"

Space shuttle helping to unlock the secrets of the universe.

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

Satellite Discovers Sell-by-Date on Planet Earth

'How can I get my baby to sleep?'

Save Mars

Leaving a Lasting Impression. . .

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