Nasa Engineer Pillows

'Houston, we have a problem.'

An astronaut sees a sign saying zoning in force.

Shuttle wash

Man getting into his space suit the wrong way up

NASA - We're going to MARS - and the moon is going to pay for it.

Mike had learnt by heart the whole training manual, apart from the most important bit.

'Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?'

Lost luggage turning up on Mars.

Even while on vacation, Bob managed to stand in the way of progress.

'Houston, I believe that you just ran over a Martian pedestrian.'

"I suppose we could call it the doughnut asteroid..."

Juno is already in Jupiter

"Why yes I am a NASA engineer. Why do you ask?"

"Our potholed highways perfect for training astronauts to drive on the moon."

"Flipping budget cuts. How the hell are we supposed to make it to Mars if we've already run out of toilet rolls?"

Leaving a Lasting Impression. . .

Junk shop with the 'largest collection of NASA space shuttle debris in Texas!'

Two astronauts on the moon find Santa crashed into the moon surface: 'Houston, we have another problem...!'

"Let the machine pick up."

Meanwhile on Earth - Inhabitants Are Doing Everything Humanly Possible.

'Hiya, spaceman.'

Designated Astronaut.

"Look what followed me home Mom. Can I keep it and call it Rover?"

Neil Armstrong 1930-2012

NASA decided to use earth worms to make wormholes in space...

Astronauts/Earth

"Occupied" - Man urinating in space

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

"Young Frankenstein"

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

'C'mon get it straight.'