Nasa Employee Pillows

"Oh, is that today?"

Embarrassing moments in asteroid tracking.

'Budget cuts have forced NASA to find alternative training methods.'

"Mission control, we have a problem."

Space shuttle helping to unlock the secrets of the universe.

An Earth Mover.

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

Well, our space probe is picking up definite signs of life, but I don't think it's friendly'

Space bee

Bad luck.

Astronaut with a fish bowl for a helmet.

NASA, 'Now, don't panic, but I think we got a parking ticket.'

'The good news is, I did find the jumper cables!'

'No smoking' sign in an astronaut's helmet.

NASA: 'If we let you take your cat on the mission, we'd have to let everyone take their pets...'

'Did anyone bring the duct tape?'

Nasa Incoming Mail.

"It's Houston. They have a problem."

Outer Space Outsourcing

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

End of Space Program

"May I have some sugar?"

"I'm hear to apply for the planetary protection officer opening. I brought my own outfit."

Designated Smoking Area

Some days captain Jones forgot that he no longer flew the Vomit Comet for NASA.

NASA's budget cuts badly affected future space missions...

"Did you hear about Henderson? He went out with his fly open."

"What do you mean, you're not coming back?"

'Houston, you're not going to believe this...'

"Siri, find oxygen."

Asteroid Bennu

"Yeah, it works, but you still shouldn't have forgotten the flag!"

"Out to launch" "Ditto"

Europa Clipper

Control Center. A satellite is falling! Tell NASA to divert it so it doesn't hit North Africa. Good golly, Miss Mali!