Nsa Employee Pillows

'Somebody is stealing our signs.'

NSA - 'Start Leakin'.'

The Anti-Agent

"Just because congress curtailed your domestic spying activities doesn't mean you got to sit around the house all day, Mr. Big Shot...!"

"Ed always wears a poker face. His specialty is password encryption at the NSA."

"To improve the morale of the group, we're going to have a peep rally."

"I work the NSA so I guess I'll have the microfiche."

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

Outer Space Outsourcing

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.

"Siri, find oxygen."

Parking meter on the moon.

Space shuttle helping to unlock the secrets of the universe.

"It's Houston. They have a problem."

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

'The good news is, I did find the jumper cables!'

Well, our space probe is picking up definite signs of life, but I don't think it's friendly'

Europa Clipper

Asteroid Bennu

Industrial Injuries Benefit.

'We better call Mission Control to report that all our projects and experiments on this flight have succeeded beyond belief.'

Houston gets serious about cleaning up space junk

'Houston, you're not going to believe this...'

Corporate Advertising Agency: WEEKLY SCAM MEETING

Black Hole Corks

'This is what I mean about inadequate interagency cooperation.'

TSA Lines

"Mission control, we have a problem."

Space bee

'...Water on Mars'

As space walking astronaut vacuums dust particles: 'Houston, we see to have the cosmic dust problem under control.'

NASA official to visitor re wind-blown employee: 'Wind tunnel technician.'