Nsa Employee Prints

'Somebody is stealing our signs.'

NSA - 'Start Leakin'.'

The Anti-Agent

"Just because congress curtailed your domestic spying activities doesn't mean you got to sit around the house all day, Mr. Big Shot...!"

"Ed always wears a poker face. His specialty is password encryption at the NSA."

"To improve the morale of the group, we're going to have a peep rally."

"I work the NSA so I guess I'll have the microfiche."

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

Outer Space Outsourcing

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.

"Siri, find oxygen."

Parking meter on the moon.

Space shuttle helping to unlock the secrets of the universe.

"It's Houston. They have a problem."

'The good news is, I did find the jumper cables!'

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

Well, our space probe is picking up definite signs of life, but I don't think it's friendly'

Control Center. A satellite is falling! Tell NASA to divert it so it doesn't hit North Africa. Good golly, Miss Mali!

'We better call Mission Control to report that all our projects and experiments on this flight have succeeded beyond belief.'

Europa Clipper

Industrial Injuries Benefit.

Houston gets serious about cleaning up space junk

Asteroid Bennu

Well, those election results certainly surprised me. Me too, little buddy. But that's because when I went to sleep last night, I had a dream … that Robert F. Kennedy had lived, he appointed Carl Sagan as science advisor and head of NASA, Sagan took us to Mars in 1991, and Donald Trump spent the rest of his days founding casinos and selling real estate degrees on the red planet. Meanwhile, in the 2016 election, Martin Luther King Jr. narrowly defeated Sonny Bono. I just meant I'd forgotten we wer

'Houston, you're not going to believe this...'

Corporate Advertising Agency: WEEKLY SCAM MEETING

'This is what I mean about inadequate interagency cooperation.'

Black Hole Corks

"Mission control, we have a problem."

TSA Lines

Space bee

"...Houston, I repeat, Captain Schroeder has stepped in a cow pat..."