Nsa Officer Pillows

'I read the many IRS e-mails are missing. I wonder if the asked the National Security Agency's surveillance program for copies.'

The Anti-Agent

Servicemen.

The Dubloon Stops Here

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

When laundry ruled the waves.

Sailor in Car.

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

AI Safety Officer

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

Subwoofer

Kamikaze Colour

Family Salutes as Father Comes Home.

COWMIKAZES

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

'Hardy I see no chips!'

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

"No, I said to swab the deck!"

Coup thwarting

Sailor's Poker.

"There you go with that typical police mentality."

"Port outbound, starboard home."

"Richard was recently promoted to first mate."

'Walter isn't truly happy unless he's bombing some country.'

"International trade"

Sub Editor

And this one i got for properly polishing my medals.