Nuclear Safety Officer Pillows

A game dangerous.

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

"I suppose you want the rest of the day off!"

Time Out For Teddy

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

AI Safety Officer

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

"The sky looks blue because your protective lenses are tinted, dear."

Health and safety notice falling on builder.

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

Safety Barriers

The Dangers of National Safety Week.

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

Arms race - USA and Russia.

'Wait, wait, before you mix them, you have to say, 'Pow!'.'

'Remember, before entering, make sure you wipe your feet on the hazmat.'

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

'Not without your helmet, you're not!'

'Gentlemen, I'd like to introduce you to our new 'health and safety' officer.'

Fire door.

"Not enough money is being spent on safety, so be careful."

'That's our corporate ladder.'

Lab safety Rule No. 1

Due To High Winds Crawling Is Banned Today

"I'm going in."

No Smoking.

Snake with 'toxic' sign around it's neck.

Decontamination