Nuclear Safety Geek Pillows

"Waiter, there's a weapon of mass destruction in my soup!"

'Please leave the light on, dear. I'm afraid there might be OSHA inspectors under the bed.' 'Managers at Night.'

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

'Remember, before entering, make sure you wipe your feet on the hazmat.'

Science And Society 1923

"OSHA is going to hear about this!"

'Dr Amos I don't think you understand we wanted an expert in Nuclear Fission!'

Kim Jong-un

Confusion in A Jar.

Nuclear lineup

'Loose Nuke Round Up!'

'I am prosecuting you for a breach of article 5 of the explosives act, storing black powder in a dangerous manor on unlicensed premises.'

"Give it a whirl!"

How To Turn A Closed-Down Nuclear Reactor Into A Theme Restaurant: A Master Plan.

'Don't panic. . . it's not weapon's grade.'

'....Why is it shaped like a bomb?!'

A not-so-happy God wearing protective clothing putting the Nuclear leaking Planet Earth in a Nuclear waste container

'Let's see, Schneebart — you'd better work on weak nuclear reactions.'

Iran-UN.

Breeder Reactor Lab: Gone Fission.

Berlin, 1926, Hans Geiger, counting.

Book in library - 'Crash tests for dummies' (being read by a crash test dummy).

"Looks like the end of civilization as they know it."

Here's another shipload of old yellow cake uranium from Iraq. Let's get lost, quick!

The End is Near Due To Global Warming/The End is Near due to Nuclear Winter.

Nuclear Confusion

At the Home for Old Atoms...

Hassan Rouhani

'How much do you want for this weapons-grade plutonium?'

'Rest assured we are taking all the necessary measures to avoid any radioactive contamination.'

Nuclear plant selfies

The British miss-Isles.