Nuclear Safety Officer Gifts

'We need to be proactive not reactive.'

A game dangerous.

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

"I suppose you want the rest of the day off!"

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

Time Out For Teddy

AI Safety Officer

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

"The sky looks blue because your protective lenses are tinted, dear."

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

Health and safety notice falling on builder.

The Dangers of National Safety Week.

Safety Barriers

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

Arms race - USA and Russia.

'Wait, wait, before you mix them, you have to say, 'Pow!'.'

'Remember, before entering, make sure you wipe your feet on the hazmat.'

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

'Gentlemen, I'd like to introduce you to our new 'health and safety' officer.'

'Not without your helmet, you're not!'

'That's our corporate ladder.'

Fire door.

"Not enough money is being spent on safety, so be careful."

The Hive, Inc. Think safety! 17 days without a honey boo-boo.

Lab safety Rule No. 1

Due To High Winds Crawling Is Banned Today

Snake with 'toxic' sign around it's neck.

Decontamination