Safety-official Gifts

'Let's ignore the flashing fuel gauge and concentrate on the landing gear, shall we? Over...'

Pool attached to child's bed.

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.

"I suppose you want the rest of the day off!"

'It was going well - until his power suit short-circuited.'

Time Out For Teddy

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

No caption (A crash test dummy in the shape of a bird flies toward a window. Other birds dressed as scientists study the experiment from the ground).

"Careful."

'Take us to your crash test facilities. We're here to liberate our compatriots!'

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

'Mind you don't wake the baby.'

"We'll get there when we get there!"

Cafe Burns.

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

Office Ergonomics.

Danger Falling Leaves

Caution signs.

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

Health and safety notice falling on builder.

"The sky looks blue because your protective lenses are tinted, dear."

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives