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'Let's ignore the flashing fuel gauge and concentrate on the landing gear, shall we? Over...'

Pool attached to child's bed.

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.

"I suppose you want the rest of the day off!"

'It was going well - until his power suit short-circuited.'

"Careful."

"We'll get there when we get there!"

'Mind you don't wake the baby.'

Cafe Burns.

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

Time Out For Teddy

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

Office Ergonomics.

Danger Falling Leaves

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

Caution signs.

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

Health and safety notice falling on builder.

"The sky looks blue because your protective lenses are tinted, dear."

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

Job Safety - Hardhat.