Nuclear Safety Expert Gifts

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

"Waiter, there's a weapon of mass destruction in my soup!"

Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

Nuclear Proliferation

'Remember, before entering, make sure you wipe your feet on the hazmat.'

'What it all means is, ker-booom!'

The Ayatollah Bomb?

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

At first, Moses was worried about the manna from heaven.

"Gentlemen! Don't touch anything!"

Kim Jong-un

Some recently de-classified nuclear secrets.

Sellafield Nuclear Power plant being run by Homer Simpson

If this plutonium should start to roam,box it's ears and sent it home.

Iranium

Chernobyl Chow

"Give it a whirl!"

"Some deterrent that was!"

Nukes in the yard.

"That's strange. It must have been slow."

'Loose Nuke Round Up!'

'I am prosecuting you for a breach of article 5 of the explosives act, storing black powder in a dangerous manor on unlicensed premises.'

Nuclear lineup

Safety first - be aware of what is around you.

"Judging by your X-rays, I'd say you've been exposed to too much radiation."

'On the plus side it seems to be slowing down the nuclear arms race.'

'Don't panic. . . it's not weapon's grade.'

'....Why is it shaped like a bomb?!'

A not-so-happy God wearing protective clothing putting the Nuclear leaking Planet Earth in a Nuclear waste container

Israel Sabotaging Iran's Nuclear Program