Nuclear Safety Expert Prints

Radiant

"Waiter, there's a weapon of mass destruction in my soup!"

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

Nuclear Proliferation

'Remember, before entering, make sure you wipe your feet on the hazmat.'

'What it all means is, ker-booom!'

The Ayatollah Bomb?

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

Atomic Bear: Part 18

'We'll need some time-delay remote detonators and a big brick of C-4.'

"Gentlemen! Don't touch anything!"

Eco-Terrorism

At first, Moses was worried about the manna from heaven.

Some recently de-classified nuclear secrets.

Kim Jong-un

To prevent geese from flying toward its planes, Jupiter Airlines made some key design changes,

Sellafield Nuclear Power plant being run by Homer Simpson

If this plutonium should start to roam,box it's ears and sent it home.

Chernobyl Chow

Iranium

"Some deterrent that was!"

Nukes in the yard.

"That's strange. It must have been slow."

'Loose Nuke Round Up!'

"Give it a whirl!"

Safety first - be aware of what is around you.

Nuclear lineup

'I am prosecuting you for a breach of article 5 of the explosives act, storing black powder in a dangerous manor on unlicensed premises.'

"Judging by your X-rays, I'd say you've been exposed to too much radiation."

'Don't panic. . . it's not weapon's grade.'

'On the plus side it seems to be slowing down the nuclear arms race.'

I keep thinking about all those black holes going to waste.

A not-so-happy God wearing protective clothing putting the Nuclear leaking Planet Earth in a Nuclear waste container