Nuclear Safety Gifts

'We need to be proactive not reactive.'

'Remember, before entering, make sure you wipe your feet on the hazmat.'

The End is Near Due To Global Warming/The End is Near due to Nuclear Winter.

'Peaceful yes - but in the event of war, all we have to do is hurl our radioactive waste at them.'

"Come home when the radiation lights turn on."

"Give it a whirl!"

A not-so-happy God wearing protective clothing putting the Nuclear leaking Planet Earth in a Nuclear waste container

A game dangerous.

Japan's nuclear crisis deepens.

Japan Avoids Radiation

"He was a firm believer in rolling up his sleeves."

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

"Chaplain, the lord should put warning labels on some of his creations."

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

Man using to much bug spray

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

Baby on board.

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

On the brink.

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed

"They retired me. Just like that. Seems I'm no good over 55 mph anymore." "How does that make you feel?" "Like I want to bash my head against a wall!"

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

'It was going well - until his power suit short-circuited.'