Radiation Safety Officer Gifts

Nuclear Processing Plant - Welcome to the workforce.

Danger: Radiation

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

Please Drove Carefully.

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

"I suppose you want the rest of the day off!"

Better times ahead.

AI Safety Officer

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

Time Out For Teddy

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

'Oops! Sorry! I should've said, 'buckle your seat belts'!'

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

Recipe involving the switching off of the smoke alarm...

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

"The sky looks blue because your protective lenses are tinted, dear."

Health and safety notice falling on builder.

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

Safety Barriers

The Dangers of National Safety Week.

Steep learning curve ahead.

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

'Wait, wait, before you mix them, you have to say, 'Pow!'.'

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

'Not without your helmet, you're not!'

'Gentlemen, I'd like to introduce you to our new 'health and safety' officer.'

Bedroom Traffic Control

Fire door.

"Not enough money is being spent on safety, so be careful."

'That's our corporate ladder.'