Radiation Safety Officer Pillows

Nuclear Processing Plant - Welcome to the workforce.

Danger: Radiation

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

Please Drove Carefully.

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

"I suppose you want the rest of the day off!"

Better times ahead.

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

Time Out For Teddy

AI Safety Officer

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

'Oops! Sorry! I should've said, 'buckle your seat belts'!'

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

Recipe involving the switching off of the smoke alarm...

"The sky looks blue because your protective lenses are tinted, dear."

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

Health and safety notice falling on builder.

The Dangers of National Safety Week.

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

Safety Barriers

Steep learning curve ahead.

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

'Wait, wait, before you mix them, you have to say, 'Pow!'.'

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

'Gentlemen, I'd like to introduce you to our new 'health and safety' officer.'

'Not without your helmet, you're not!'

Bedroom Traffic Control

'That's our corporate ladder.'

"Not enough money is being spent on safety, so be careful."

Fire door.