Radiation Protection Specialist Pillows

'There's nothing worse than getting a stone in your shoe.'

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

'Remember, before entering, make sure you wipe your feet on the hazmat.'

'What'll I do with the nuclear wastes?'

"How the hell should I know what I'm looking at? You're lousy insurance doesn't provide HD X-rays."

'What do I do for a living?? Isn't it obvious?'

Chernobyl, 30th anniversary

How To Turn A Closed-Down Nuclear Reactor Into A Theme Restaurant: A Master Plan.

'When you said this is the hot, new wine from Los Alamos, you weren't kidding.'

'Get a half-life Mrs Curie.'

'We didn't know what to do with all our old, outdated equipment, so we made a sculpture garden from it.'

"Don't be alarmed. It's just our technician photo-bombing your X-ray."

'Hot enough for ya?'

'I told you this house was too near the nuclear reactor. My G-gnome's already been damaged.'

"I'm not wearing any underwear."

"So that's where it goes! well, I'd like to thank you fellows for bringing this to my attention."

'Mindy is glowing. Is she pregnant?'

X-ray technician with full metal jacket.

'Well, that didn't go too badly, but I did have a brief rotisserie flashback.'

Radioactive area

"Let']s settle this like civilized people - with nuclear warheads!"

Congratulations on your Plutonium Anniversary

Nuclear Processing Plant - Welcome to the workforce.

"He was a firm believer in rolling up his sleeves."

Man on mobile phone's brain going 'ping!'

Danger: Radiation

"Clarence thinks he's hot stuff now that he got the portable DR tricked out."

Double headed snowman outside a nuclear power station.

Nuclear Countdown