Radiation Protection Specialist Pillows

'There's nothing worse than getting a stone in your shoe.'

Atomic Bear: Part 22

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

'Remember, before entering, make sure you wipe your feet on the hazmat.'

'What'll I do with the nuclear wastes?'

"How the hell should I know what I'm looking at? You're lousy insurance doesn't provide HD X-rays."

Atomic Bear: Part 2

Eco-Terrorism

'What do I do for a living?? Isn't it obvious?'

Chernobyl, 30th anniversary

How To Turn A Closed-Down Nuclear Reactor Into A Theme Restaurant: A Master Plan.

'When you said this is the hot, new wine from Los Alamos, you weren't kidding.'

'Get a half-life Mrs Curie.'

'We didn't know what to do with all our old, outdated equipment, so we made a sculpture garden from it.'

"Don't be alarmed. It's just our technician photo-bombing your X-ray."

'Hot enough for ya?'

'I told you this house was too near the nuclear reactor. My G-gnome's already been damaged.'

"I'm not wearing any underwear."

"So that's where it goes! well, I'd like to thank you fellows for bringing this to my attention."

'Mindy is glowing. Is she pregnant?'

'Well, that didn't go too badly, but I did have a brief rotisserie flashback.'

X-ray technician with full metal jacket.

"He was a firm believer in rolling up his sleeves."

Radiant

Nuclear Processing Plant - Welcome to the workforce.

Atomic Bear: Part 3

Radioactive area

Congratulations on your Plutonium Anniversary

"Let']s settle this like civilized people - with nuclear warheads!"

Man on mobile phone's brain going 'ping!'

Danger: Radiation

"Clarence thinks he's hot stuff now that he got the portable DR tricked out."

Atomic Bear: Prequel

Double headed snowman outside a nuclear power station.

Nuclear Countdown