Radiation Technician Pillows

Nuclear Countdown

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

'Yeah, the radiology job market is really hot right now - it's so hot I think I'm getting third degree burns! I gotta go!'

People and robots

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

"Can you check inside it for me, Mister?"

'I think I've found what's causing the radio's funny buzzing sound.'

Nuclear energy.

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

"Peterson should be sure to win the Nobel Prize! He has proven that the mutated Coronavirus also mutates laboratory rats!"

"Good?"

"How cute! Our technician photo-bombed your X-ray!"

"The Help Desk guy says to try Ctrl-Alt-Delete....!"

'Do you want it set for light, medium or butterball?'

Chernobyl, 30th anniversary

'We didn't know what to do with all our old, outdated equipment, so we made a sculpture garden from it.'

"Don't be alarmed. It's just our technician photo-bombing your X-ray."

'Let's see, Schneebart — you'd better work on weak nuclear reactions.'

"The research proves tall rats are more confident than short rats. At least I think it does. I've never been good at this."

When handing radiology over to artificial intelligence sounds appealing.

Tunnel of Anxiety

Although Frank gets away with overusing that phrase on his diagnostic reports at work, it doesn't work out so well at home.

'Hot enough for ya?'

"I've tricked all my squirmy patients into staying still by telling them we're doing the mannequin challenge."

'Deploy the Candarm and ready the Canafinger.'

'I told you this house was too near the nuclear reactor. My G-gnome's already been damaged.'

"Wouldn't it be easier to get one of those pregnancy testing kits from the chemiost, Julie?"

'The shows will look the same, but the commercials appear in 3-D high definition.'

Space alien enters TV store to have his antennas adjusted.

Automated, Inc: 'Bad news, sir! All the robots are down with a computer virus!'

Radiologists in therapy.

'Well, that didn't go too badly, but I did have a brief rotisserie flashback.'