Radiologic Technologist Pillows

'Well, that didn't go too badly, but I did have a brief rotisserie flashback.'

"Don't be alarmed. It's just our technician photo-bombing your X-ray."

'We didn't know what to do with all our old, outdated equipment, so we made a sculpture garden from it.'

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

"You're such a good listener."

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

"Would you please step back to the machine while I make an adjustment?"

Fusion Lab. Did you tell the boss we need more hydrogen? Yes, I told him we were out of our element.

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

"My homework ate my dog."

Armstrong? Why did UPS just deliver a microscope, a robotic arm, a huge incubator, a nucleus extractor and a dozen lab rats? Well, it's certainly not so I can replace you with an army of clones programmed to work for free. Well

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

"I thought you wanted me to change."

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

'A problem with the Phase II trials. Everyone - all the people - was given the placebo, and no one got the drug.'

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

Pregnant women having a ultrasound done.

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

Wilhelm Rontgen's first attempt at X-rays: shining a bright light through Madame Rontgen.

"I'm going to get you fired."

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

"A CAT scan? Are you sure?"

Lots of personal improvement classes are going on down there. The white blood cells are teaching a self-defense class. The neuron is instructing others about improving communication skills. And a proton and cornea cell have teamed up to teach a class on staying focused and positive! Is the helium atom participating in any of this? No, he thinks he's above it all!

'Well, I guess we're the control group.'

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

"Hurry, stop him!" (Dog running off with bone from man's x-ray).