Radiologic Technician Pillows

"Clarence thinks he's hot stuff now that he got the portable DR tricked out."

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

"You're such a good listener."

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

"Would you please step back to the machine while I make an adjustment?"

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

"My homework ate my dog."

'A problem with the Phase II trials. Everyone - all the people - was given the placebo, and no one got the drug.'

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

"I thought you wanted me to change."

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

Pregnant women having a ultrasound done.

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

"A CAT scan? Are you sure?"

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

"I'm going to get you fired."

Wilhelm Rontgen's first attempt at X-rays: shining a bright light through Madame Rontgen.

'Well, I guess we're the control group.'

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

"Hurry, stop him!" (Dog running off with bone from man's x-ray).

Down a the lab - Germs "So what will you do when you grow up?" "Oh the usual...divide,multiply,infect,kill.."

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

'You won't believe this, but even if the vaccine works, they wont give it to other sick mice.'