Radiation Technician Gifts

Nuclear Countdown

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

'Yeah, the radiology job market is really hot right now - it's so hot I think I'm getting third degree burns! I gotta go!'

People and robots

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

"Can you check inside it for me, Mister?"

There's a popular new health spa down there. The endorphins are having a blast in aerobics. Antibodies are learning kickboxing and the adrenaline is getting some much needed relaxation in the yoga studio. The only problem is the water molecules. Everybody is concerned about them! What's wrong? They haven't been seen since they went into the sauna!

'I think I've found what's causing the radio's funny buzzing sound.'

"Peterson should be sure to win the Nobel Prize! He has proven that the mutated Coronavirus also mutates laboratory rats!"

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

Nuclear energy.

"Good?"

'Do you want it set for light, medium or butterball?'

"The Help Desk guy says to try Ctrl-Alt-Delete....!"

Chernobyl, 30th anniversary

"How cute! Our technician photo-bombed your X-ray!"

"Don't be alarmed. It's just our technician photo-bombing your X-ray."

'We didn't know what to do with all our old, outdated equipment, so we made a sculpture garden from it.'

'Let's see, Schneebart — you'd better work on weak nuclear reactions.'

"The research proves tall rats are more confident than short rats. At least I think it does. I've never been good at this."

When handing radiology over to artificial intelligence sounds appealing.

Tunnel of Anxiety

'Deploy the Candarm and ready the Canafinger.'

'I told you this house was too near the nuclear reactor. My G-gnome's already been damaged.'

"I've tricked all my squirmy patients into staying still by telling them we're doing the mannequin challenge."

'Hot enough for ya?'

Although Frank gets away with overusing that phrase on his diagnostic reports at work, it doesn't work out so well at home.

"Wouldn't it be easier to get one of those pregnancy testing kits from the chemiost, Julie?"

Space alien enters TV store to have his antennas adjusted.

'The shows will look the same, but the commercials appear in 3-D high definition.'

We discovered the original background during an x-ray. Ice cream.

Automated, Inc: 'Bad news, sir! All the robots are down with a computer virus!'

Radiologists in therapy.