Radiology Technician Gifts

When handing radiology over to artificial intelligence sounds appealing.

'Somehow you got photobombed during your x-rays!'

Tunnel of Anxiety

Radiologists in therapy.

Computer tomography four legs

'Is he second screening my screening?'

"I've tricked all my squirmy patients into staying still by telling them we're doing the mannequin challenge."

Although Frank gets away with overusing that phrase on his diagnostic reports at work, it doesn't work out so well at home.

"Don't be scared! I'm just wearing this old x-ray gear for throwback Thursday."

'Welcome to Jiffy Scan. Do you want crayons and coloring pages?'

'Yeah, the radiology job market is really hot right now - it's so hot I think I'm getting third degree burns! I gotta go!'

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

"Would you please step back to the machine while I make an adjustment?"

Fusion Lab. Did you tell the boss we need more hydrogen? Yes, I told him we were out of our element.

'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'

"My homework ate my dog."

Armstrong? Why did UPS just deliver a microscope, a robotic arm, a huge incubator, a nucleus extractor and a dozen lab rats? Well, it's certainly not so I can replace you with an army of clones programmed to work for free. Well

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

"I thought you wanted me to change."

'A problem with the Phase II trials. Everyone - all the people - was given the placebo, and no one got the drug.'

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

Pregnant women having a ultrasound done.

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

"I'm going to get you fired."

"A CAT scan? Are you sure?"

Wilhelm Rontgen's first attempt at X-rays: shining a bright light through Madame Rontgen.

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

Lots of personal improvement classes are going on down there. The white blood cells are teaching a self-defense class. The neuron is instructing others about improving communication skills. And a proton and cornea cell have teamed up to teach a class on staying focused and positive! Is the helium atom participating in any of this? No, he thinks he's above it all!

'Well, I guess we're the control group.'