Radiology Professional Gifts

Clinic. The x-ray tech started dating that patient. I wonder what she sees in him?

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

"Would you please step back to the machine while I make an adjustment?"

'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

Pregnant women having a ultrasound done.

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

"A CAT scan? Are you sure?"

Wilhelm Rontgen's first attempt at X-rays: shining a bright light through Madame Rontgen.

"Hurry, stop him!" (Dog running off with bone from man's x-ray).

Cat Scan

"Freud doesn't work for you, so I', going to try some Dr. Anthony Fauci..."

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

Burnout Syndrome...

'Yeah, the radiology job market is really hot right now - it's so hot I think I'm getting third degree burns! I gotta go!'

Roentgen tries to figure out what he's discovered.

'Gee!' (doctor looking at x-ray)

'Nurse, I said x-ray, not microwave.'

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

"It's time I got a bigger sword!"

The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994

"Look! A dying brain cell! Maybe we should help!...."

'I'm afraid this doubles your bill.'

"These are X-Rays of your operation, and this is a selfie I took with your gall bladder."

'Wendy! I'm glad you came over! I want you to see my baby's ultrasound hologram!'

"It says you need a CT scan and that the azaleas in the corner need to be watered twice daily."

"We think we got some good CT scans, but unfortunately they're encrypted and our I.T. guy is on vacation this week."

"I keep having these funny moods, doctor."

"I'd have been here sooner if it hadn't been for early detection."

'Remember, before entering, make sure you wipe your feet on the hazmat.'

'Everything is going to be fine, Mrs.Witzer...'

"Keep my fingers crossed! Is that it?"

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