Radiology Gifts

"I don't like the look of these. I better send them up to legal."

"Judging by your X-rays, I'd say you've been exposed to too much radiation."

'Boy, you really are stuck! What do you do when this happens in a chimney?'

'Which one do I get in?'

Cook-In.

X-Ray of Turkey

'I don't see the problem.'

"George Clooney, was here last week and he was kind enough to pose for a quick photo with me."

Tunnel of Anxiety

'As you can see, the CAT scan of your brain turned up positive.'

'I'm afraid you're a jerk, Mr. Weatherby.'

'He seems cranky, but his heart is in the right place -- we gave him an MRI to be sure.'

'Is he second screening my screening?'

'That's our new Radiology Specialist!'

Cat scans flap on door.

'Sally, refill this Kleenex dispenser on top of the x-ray illuminator....'

'Good News. Further x-rays revealed the big shadow on your lung to your stomach.'

'Luckily, it doesn't look too serious.'

'Just as I suspected, you don't have a serious bone in your body.'

Man with a lizard brain.

We've got good definition of your hand, Henderson,...

'Melvin, you have so much lead in your pants you don't need an apron....

We've got good definition of your hand, Henderson,...

'Well, that didn't go too badly, but I did have a brief rotisserie flashback.'

"I don't like the looks of that Spot on your lung."

Thin man enters 'Closed and Narrow MRI', heavy man enters 'Open and Wide MRI'

'Um...Dr. Daly, I think there's something wrong with the MRI.'

'I think I've found your expiration date.'

"How the hell should I know what I'm looking at? You're lousy insurance doesn't provide HD X-rays."

'Your X-Rays are here. . . beautiful high-resolution!'

Surprised doctor looking at man standing behind X-Ray machine with the image saying: SOON TO BE A MAJOR MOTION PICTURE.

"No wonder I'm getting feedback!"

"We think we got some good CT scans, but unfortunately they're encrypted and our I.T. guy is on vacation this week."

"I'm a freelance radiologist."

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