Radiology Raconteur Gifts

'Welcome to Jiffy Scan. Do you want crayons and coloring pages?'

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

"I can remember when a dollar was worth $47.32."

'Gee!' (doctor looking at x-ray)

"Well, Mr. Goddam Fancy-Pants Small-Town-Expose hot shot! What makes you think we don't all have lusty, kiss-and-tell memoirs boiling away inside us?"

"We think we got some good CT scans, but unfortunately they're encrypted and our I.T. guy is on vacation this week."

'Good News. Further x-rays revealed the big shadow on your lung to your stomach.'

'Luckily, it doesn't look too serious.'

'Are you blind ref?'

I'm a gangster rap fan too!

X-RAY

'Oh, just my old war injury acting up.'

"No wonder I'm getting feedback!"

"How the hell should I know what I'm looking at? You're lousy insurance doesn't provide HD X-rays."

Telecommuting doesn't hold up well during team building trust exercises.

'He seems cranky, but his heart is in the right place -- we gave him an MRI to be sure.'

"I don't like the looks of that Spot on your lung."

"You bet I had it mounted, it gave me the best fight of my life."

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

"I'll need a three iron."

"Judging by your X-rays, I'd say you've been exposed to too much radiation."

'The part of your brain you used to diagnose what is wrong with you is what is wrong with you.'

X-ray of body shows skull.

'If you want to brag about yourself, start a blog.'

How Platypuses Are Born

'Your X-Rays are here. . . beautiful high-resolution!'

Surprised doctor looking at man standing behind X-Ray machine with the image saying: SOON TO BE A MAJOR MOTION PICTURE.

"And then I said 'Don't worry, this is perfectly safe!' Ha, ha!"

Food Blog

Watercooler moments weren't quite the same since Norman started working from home.

'I don't see the problem.'

Tunnel of Anxiety

A woman is staring at someone's feet when they are in an MRI machine.

Crime and punishment - football.

Reverse Shadow (Rontgen's X-Ray).