Radiation Researcher Pillows

Man on mobile phone's brain going 'ping!'

Chernobyl, 30th anniversary

"Waiter, there's a weapon of mass destruction in my soup!"

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

'Still think nuclear testing is harmless?'

I think he knows something that we don't know about the uranium molecule.

Nuclear Proliferation

Using Frank Drake's famous equation, Betty calculates the probability of finding intelligent life on a Saturday night.

"Here's the problem."

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

The Ayatollah Bomb?

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, looks like a duck, it' actually a gene-modified flounder.'

Scared husband needs to have scans done in children's exam room.

'There's definitely civilization on this planet!'

"How the hell should I know what I'm looking at? You're lousy insurance doesn't provide HD X-rays."

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

Some recently de-classified nuclear secrets.

'I want you stop referring to our grant as 'The Big Dipper.''

At first, Moses was worried about the manna from heaven.

"Gentlemen! Don't touch anything!"

Kim Jong-un

"I'm an optimist. I have every confidence that global warming will be nullified by nuclear winter."

Sellafield Nuclear Power plant being run by Homer Simpson

If this plutonium should start to roam,box it's ears and sent it home.

Chernobyl Chow

Iranium

Nuclear lineup

'So, there really is a Higgs Boson?'

'Loose Nuke Round Up!'

"It's not just you. Neutrinos are going right through everybody."

Nukes in the yard.

"That's strange. It must have been slow."

"Some deterrent that was!"

Talk about ironic: We can split the atom but can't set up a WIFI router! Time to admit defeat and call your son...'