Radiation Researcher Pillows

Man on mobile phone's brain going 'ping!'

Chernobyl, 30th anniversary

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

"Waiter, there's a weapon of mass destruction in my soup!"

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

'Still think nuclear testing is harmless?'

I think he knows something that we don't know about the uranium molecule.

Nuclear Proliferation

Using Frank Drake's famous equation, Betty calculates the probability of finding intelligent life on a Saturday night.

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

"Here's the problem."

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

Atomic Bear: Part 18

The Ayatollah Bomb?

'If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, looks like a duck, it' actually a gene-modified flounder.'

Scared husband needs to have scans done in children's exam room.

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"Gentlemen! Don't touch anything!"

'There's definitely civilization on this planet!'

At first, Moses was worried about the manna from heaven.

Kim Jong-un

Some recently de-classified nuclear secrets.

'I want you stop referring to our grant as 'The Big Dipper.''

"How the hell should I know what I'm looking at? You're lousy insurance doesn't provide HD X-rays."

"I'm an optimist. I have every confidence that global warming will be nullified by nuclear winter."

Sellafield Nuclear Power plant being run by Homer Simpson

If this plutonium should start to roam,box it's ears and sent it home.

Chernobyl Chow

Iranium

Nuclear lineup

'Loose Nuke Round Up!'

Talk about ironic: We can split the atom but can't set up a WIFI router! Time to admit defeat and call your son...'

"That's strange. It must have been slow."

"It's not just you. Neutrinos are going right through everybody."

"Some deterrent that was!"