Radioactivity Explorer Pillows

'Marie and Pierre Curie began with several tons of pitchblende...'

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

US v.s. Tech Giants

"Hello, Pine Grove Elementary? Could you tell Miss Pritchard to come to Lakeview Veterinarian Clinic right away?"

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

'Gee!' (doctor looking at x-ray)

Einstein discovers that time can stop completely.

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

'Luckily, it doesn't look too serious.'

Midlife: You Are Here.

Cursing Scientist.

"How the hell should I know what I'm looking at? You're lousy insurance doesn't provide HD X-rays."

'The new regulations arrived earlier today.'

If this plutonium should start to roam,box it's ears and sent it home.

Chernobyl, 30th anniversary

"The good news is your back surgery has healed perfectly. However, it looks like you may have to go back for a second exorcism!"

'I'm calling maintenance to tell them about the leak in the ceiling. The acid rain is neutralizing our basic research.'

"Delivery."

'When you said this is the hot, new wine from Los Alamos, you weren't kidding.'

"Sorry darling - but mummy's augmented reality app, can't change Mr Ted into a Kardashian."

'Get a half-life Mrs Curie.'

Augmented reality check

The loneliness of the particle physicist...'Everyone's interested in things that are much, much larger.'

Two Pints Today Please.

Let me warn you, toots. Celebrity is like radioactivity: you start with a big bang, then comes years with a half-life of slow decay.

'It came in just in time for Valentine's Day.'

A sign at a nuclear power plant - 'In case of emergency run!'

"This stuff comes with a prize! If you can pronounce all the ingredients, you get an honorary degree in chemistry."

"We'd like somewhere remote, off the tourist path, somewhere fresh and undiscovered. . . but with excellent wifi."

"See this thingamabob attached to your whatchamacallit? That’s the doohickey I was afraid of."

'Rudolph, your nose!'

'Mindy is glowing. Is she pregnant?'

'Doctor Yomp theorizes that there's a chemical cure for every ill'

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