Radioactivity Rebel Pillows

If this plutonium should start to roam,box it's ears and sent it home.

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

"I really got used to working from home."

Institute for Artificial Intelligence.

Is this what they call inherent safety?

Machine consciousness - a robot thinking. The thought is in the form of a printed circuit board. The robot is a clockwork toy robot, to emphasise the infancy of the concepts involved

Resume of Claude Brisketson Composer

"Ah, summertime! Robert Potts is sitting in for Jim Jensen, who is sitting in for Harry Reasoner, who is sitting in for Walter Cronkite, who is on vacation."

Man in bumper car sees traffic cop on bumper-car style motorcycle

The Threat of AI

Good morning and welcome to National Public Radio, you bloated capitalist swine!

'So... cutting my funding, eh? Well, I've got a pair of mutant fists that say otherwise!'

'You, of all people, violating the speed limit!'

"It's always Roy G. Biv this, Roy G. Biv that. Never Burnt Sienna!"

I'm not sharing top billing with you on my radio hour. I created it. I am the vision, the reason people tune in, but I'm not a tyrant. I agree you should get your name in the show's title. The Sadie Cohen Radio Hour graciously allows a pervert to make occasional comments. Speak, pervert. Bite me, Tyrant.

BBC radio one... Please Leave Your Brain at the Door

'Next.'

'Marie and Pierre Curie began with several tons of pitchblende...'

"Sorry, lady, we gotta quit for the day. Our radio broke."

Cluster Catastrophe

"See this thingamabob attached to your whatchamacallit? That’s the doohickey I was afraid of."

Great party - thanks.

'I'm running into lots of trouble with my ambition to be a shock jock.'

'Rudolph, your nose!'

"I'm not wearing any underwear."

Scientists chained to the floor

"Lab animals the world over will be grateful for what you're about to do."

We've looked at this data from every angle.I guess it's time for someone to actually read it.

"We just don't get involved with things like double-blind tests and peer review. We're just a little mom-and-pop laboratory."

Bassoonist cherub.

"Sleazy listening FM. We always lower the tone."