Relativity Explorer Pillows

Einstein discovers that time can stop completely.

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"Um, I notice there's nothing in here about pork."

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

"It's the dawn of a new era"

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

'We studied the Big Dipper and the Little Dipper today. May I have an ice cream cone?'

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

'Is there an E-Reader Edition?'

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

"If the stars should appear one night in a thousand years, how would men believe and adore, and preserve for many generations the remembrance of the city of God which had been shown! … Emerson" "Good boy!"

"Siri, find oxygen."

"Notice how Dad ages faster at relativistic speeds?"

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

Space shuttle helping to unlock the secrets of the universe.

Why Radio Astronomers often strike out.

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

"Yes, but you were the defender of the wrong faith."

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

Truth

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"You know what I think, babe? Seven on the Richter scale."