Physics Explorer Pillows

'Dad, how come we know the speed of light but no mention of the speed of dark?'

Albert Einstein

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'Does this have anything to do with Einstein's theory of relativity?'

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

'That's about it so far, Son.'

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"It turns out that if you give a hundred monkeys a hundred typewriters, eventually they'll turn out the work of Tarantino."

'If your calculations are correct, this completely revolutionizes everything we thought we knew about why chalk squeaks on a blackboard!'

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

"Hello, Pine Grove Elementary? Could you tell Miss Pritchard to come to Lakeview Veterinarian Clinic right away?"

'Well, I guess we're the control group.'

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

'I think there was a typo in the lab instructions.'

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

"Boss is coming! Discover something!"

"Quantum Physics"? How am I going to learn all of this stuff? A bit at a time?

Guide to Contagious Diseases.

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

"No party - it's for testing the atom smasher."

'Gee!' (doctor looking at x-ray)

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

Department of Nanotechnology

Einstein discovers that time can stop completely.

Scientist has note on chalkboard: E=mc2 + 6% sales tax.

Owl thinks of mathematical equation.

Genetic Fingerprinting.

Go ahead and dissect me

"Eureka! Details to follow."

"That's nuthin'. Yesterday he beat up Alex Rodriguez."