Radiation Explorer Pillows

'Mindy is glowing. Is she pregnant?'

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

'Gee!' (doctor looking at x-ray)

Einstein discovers that time can stop completely.

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

'Luckily, it doesn't look too serious.'

The oil trap.

Cursing Scientist.

'I told you that roof turbine salesman was too pushy.'

"How the hell should I know what I'm looking at? You're lousy insurance doesn't provide HD X-rays."

"The good news is your back surgery has healed perfectly. However, it looks like you may have to go back for a second exorcism!"

Chernobyl, 30th anniversary

'I'm calling maintenance to tell them about the leak in the ceiling. The acid rain is neutralizing our basic research.'

'There has to be a wee bit more to tidal power than THAT, Andy.'

'Get a half-life Mrs Curie.'

'When you said this is the hot, new wine from Los Alamos, you weren't kidding.'

"You car pool guys will be going down together for x-rays."

The loneliness of the particle physicist...'Everyone's interested in things that are much, much larger.'

"Frankly, I've repressed my sexuality so long I've actually forgotten what my orientation is."

'It came in just in time for Valentine's Day.'

A sign at a nuclear power plant - 'In case of emergency run!'

'Marie and Pierre Curie began with several tons of pitchblende...'

'Hot enough for ya?'

'Rudolph, your nose!'

'Dad, how come we know the speed of light but no mention of the speed of dark?'

"See this thingamabob attached to your whatchamacallit? That’s the doohickey I was afraid of."

"This stuff comes with a prize! If you can pronounce all the ingredients, you get an honorary degree in chemistry."

'Doctor Yomp theorizes that there's a chemical cure for every ill'

Reverse Shadow (Rontgen's X-Ray).

X-ray technician with full metal jacket.

Congratulations on your Plutonium Anniversary

X-Ray "Oh I'm sorry that's not you that's a photo of the A416"

'Ta da! A preview of coming extractions!'

'I think I've found your expiration date.'