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'Mindy is glowing. Is she pregnant?'

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

"Hello, Pine Grove Elementary? Could you tell Miss Pritchard to come to Lakeview Veterinarian Clinic right away?"

'Gee!' (doctor looking at x-ray)

Einstein discovers that time can stop completely.

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

'Luckily, it doesn't look too serious.'

The oil trap.

Cursing Scientist.

'I told you that roof turbine salesman was too pushy.'

"How the hell should I know what I'm looking at? You're lousy insurance doesn't provide HD X-rays."

"The good news is your back surgery has healed perfectly. However, it looks like you may have to go back for a second exorcism!"

Chernobyl, 30th anniversary

'I'm calling maintenance to tell them about the leak in the ceiling. The acid rain is neutralizing our basic research.'

'There has to be a wee bit more to tidal power than THAT, Andy.'

"You car pool guys will be going down together for x-rays."

'When you said this is the hot, new wine from Los Alamos, you weren't kidding.'

'Get a half-life Mrs Curie.'

The loneliness of the particle physicist...'Everyone's interested in things that are much, much larger.'

"Frankly, I've repressed my sexuality so long I've actually forgotten what my orientation is."

A sign at a nuclear power plant - 'In case of emergency run!'

'It came in just in time for Valentine's Day.'

'Marie and Pierre Curie began with several tons of pitchblende...'

'Hot enough for ya?'

'Dad, how come we know the speed of light but no mention of the speed of dark?'

'Doctor Yomp theorizes that there's a chemical cure for every ill'

'Rudolph, your nose!'

"This stuff comes with a prize! If you can pronounce all the ingredients, you get an honorary degree in chemistry."

"See this thingamabob attached to your whatchamacallit? That’s the doohickey I was afraid of."

Reverse Shadow (Rontgen's X-Ray).

X-ray technician with full metal jacket.

X-Ray "Oh I'm sorry that's not you that's a photo of the A416"

Congratulations on your Plutonium Anniversary

'Ta da! A preview of coming extractions!'

X-Ray of Turkey