Nuclear Explorer T-Shirts

A sign at a nuclear power plant - 'In case of emergency run!'

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

Captain in a storm

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

Before/After

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"It's the dawn of a new era"

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

A Preschool of Fish

'We studied the Big Dipper and the Little Dipper today. May I have an ice cream cone?'

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

"If the stars should appear one night in a thousand years, how would men believe and adore, and preserve for many generations the remembrance of the city of God which had been shown! … Emerson" "Good boy!"

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

Space shuttle helping to unlock the secrets of the universe.

Why Radio Astronomers often strike out.

Are you interested in UFOs? Advanced life forms? Free medical screenings? Alternative underwear? Snacks and refreshments? Non-sexual turtles? Reverse pound cake? Science? Join us.

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

"Get your lunchbox, you're going!"

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

'Don't call the Nobel Committee just yet: We forgot to calibrate the instruments before the experiment...'

From what I hear, the Atwood Intuition Tank is coming up with results faster than we are.

Trying to describe the size of the Big Bang.