Radioactivity Enthusiast T-Shirts

'When you said this is the hot, new wine from Los Alamos, you weren't kidding.'

"Waiter, there's a weapon of mass destruction in my soup!"

I think he knows something that we don't know about the uranium molecule.

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

Science And Society 1923

Nuclear Capacity.

"How the hell should I know what I'm looking at? You're lousy insurance doesn't provide HD X-rays."

The Human Condition

'Dr Amos I don't think you understand we wanted an expert in Nuclear Fission!'

Kim Jong-un

Iranium

Chernobyl, 30th anniversary

'Loose Nuke Round Up!'

Nuclear lineup

'Don't panic. . . it's not weapon's grade.'

Laboratories - Contaminate Biologicals/Hazardous Material/Radioactive Waste/Mutant Organisms.

'Get a half-life Mrs Curie.'

The curse of Alzheimer's hits home for old aluminium atoms.

'Marie and Pierre Curie began with several tons of pitchblende...'

'Rudolph, your nose!'

'Mindy is glowing. Is she pregnant?'

Here's another shipload of old yellow cake uranium from Iraq. Let's get lost, quick!

"Looks like the end of civilization as they know it."

At the Home for Old Atoms...

Hassan Rouhani

X-ray technician with full metal jacket.

Ronald Reagan

'Rest assured we are taking all the necessary measures to avoid any radioactive contamination.'

'How much do you want for this weapons-grade plutonium?'

'How long were you safety officer at the nuclear reactor?'

The British miss-Isles.

North Korea Nukes

Perhaps we've done enough x-raying for one day

Guide on Cheronobyl tours.

Modi visits France