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At the Home for Old Atoms...

'I don't know why you have to be a particle physicist - you can study decay just as well at home.'

"Waiter, there's a weapon of mass destruction in my soup!"

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

Science And Society 1923

Kim Jong-un

'Dr Amos I don't think you understand we wanted an expert in Nuclear Fission!'

"How the hell should I know what I'm looking at? You're lousy insurance doesn't provide HD X-rays."

"...9...8...7...6...5...4...3..."

Nuclear Capacity.

'Loose Nuke Round Up!'

Nuclear lineup

Chernobyl, 30th anniversary

"Darling, I can't sleep. I mean, what if the kitten should get it into his head to press that button of his?"

Laboratories - Contaminate Biologicals/Hazardous Material/Radioactive Waste/Mutant Organisms.

"Tell me you didn't just pronounce it 'nucular'."

'Don't panic. . . it's not weapon's grade.'

'Quick! The NINE iron!!'

'We didn't see any radiation.'

'When you said this is the hot, new wine from Los Alamos, you weren't kidding.'

'Let's see, Schneebart — you'd better work on weak nuclear reactions.'

'Get a half-life Mrs Curie.'

A sign at a nuclear power plant - 'In case of emergency run!'

Protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons.

"The last thing we want is a psychopathic leader with nuclear weapons capability!"

Here's another shipload of old yellow cake uranium from Iraq. Let's get lost, quick!

"Looks like the end of civilization as they know it."

Hassan Rouhani

Ronald Reagan

TEN-HUN!

X-ray technician with full metal jacket.

'How much do you want for this weapons-grade plutonium?'

Hiroshima and Moscow

The British miss-Isles.