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"Waiter, there's a weapon of mass destruction in my soup!"

'"Einstein, Szilard, Teller, Oppenheimer...but you look through the Old Testament and through the Talmud, and there's not a word about physics."

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

Science And Society 1923

Kim Jong-un

'Dr Amos I don't think you understand we wanted an expert in Nuclear Fission!'

Nuclear Capacity.

Iranium

'Loose Nuke Round Up!'

"Hold on, I'll make that coffee to go!"

Nuclear lineup

Chernobyl, 30th anniversary

"Darling, I can't sleep. I mean, what if the kitten should get it into his head to press that button of his?"

'Don't panic. . . it's not weapon's grade.'

"Tell me you didn't just pronounce it 'nucular'."

"It's soon to be listed in the National Register of Historic Military Holes in the Ground."

'We didn't see any radiation.'

'Quick! The NINE iron!!'

Israel Sabotaging Iran's Nuclear Program

'When you said this is the hot, new wine from Los Alamos, you weren't kidding.'

Playthings

Here's another shipload of old yellow cake uranium from Iraq. Let's get lost, quick!

"Looks like the end of civilization as they know it."

Manhattan Project Blues

"The last thing we want is a psychopathic leader with nuclear weapons capability!"

At the Home for Old Atoms...

Hassan Rouhani

'How much do you want for this weapons-grade plutonium?'

TEN-HUN!

Ronald Reagan

'How long were you safety officer at the nuclear reactor?'

The British miss-Isles.

Modi visits France