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What is Kim Jong Un thinking during missile testing?"

"They keep growing back. . ."

"Tell me you didn't just pronounce it 'nucular'."

' I've had much less trouble with the big,bad, wolf since I became a nuclear power.'

Now Maybe You'll Pay Attention To Me.

TEN-HUN!

'We didn't see any radiation.'

'Why do you keep staring out that window?'

'Quick! The NINE iron!!'

Priority

The beginning of the atomic age of war...where it has progressed to.

"Darling, I can't sleep. I mean, what if the kitten should get it into his head to press that button of his?"

'When you said this is the hot, new wine from Los Alamos, you weren't kidding.'

Japan Avoids Radiation

"The last thing we want is a psychopathic leader with nuclear weapons capability!"

"As predicted - only the cockroaches survived."

'Looks like the alarm on my atomic clock went off.'

Hiroshima and Moscow

"Waiter, there's a weapon of mass destruction in my soup!"

'"Einstein, Szilard, Teller, Oppenheimer...but you look through the Old Testament and through the Talmud, and there's not a word about physics."

"We've all said things about heliocentricity that look bad when taken out of context."

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

Science And Society 1923

'Dr Amos I don't think you understand we wanted an expert in Nuclear Fission!'

Kim Jong-un

Iranium

"Hold on, I'll make that coffee to go!"

'Loose Nuke Round Up!'

Nuclear lineup

'Don't panic. . . it's not weapon's grade.'

"It's soon to be listed in the National Register of Historic Military Holes in the Ground."

Louis-Joseph Gay-Lussac: 'The Limoges conference...study the chemical composition of the atmosphere at high altitudes."

Playthings

God bless our all-electric home.