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Manhattan Project Blues

"Waiter, there's a weapon of mass destruction in my soup!"

'"Einstein, Szilard, Teller, Oppenheimer...but you look through the Old Testament and through the Talmud, and there's not a word about physics."

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

'Remember, before entering, make sure you wipe your feet on the hazmat.'

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

Science And Society 1923

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

Nuclear Capacity.

'Dr Amos I don't think you understand we wanted an expert in Nuclear Fission!'

Kim Jong-un

Iranium

Confusion in A Jar.

Chernobyl, 30th anniversary

"Darling, I can't sleep. I mean, what if the kitten should get it into his head to press that button of his?"

Nuclear lineup

"Some deterrent that was!"

'Loose Nuke Round Up!'

'Don't panic. . . it's not weapon's grade.'

How To Turn A Closed-Down Nuclear Reactor Into A Theme Restaurant: A Master Plan.

"Tell me you didn't just pronounce it 'nucular'."

'How's your research on nuclear waste disposal going?'

'Quick! The NINE iron!!'

Israel Sabotaging Iran's Nuclear Program

'We didn't see any radiation.'

'Let's see, Schneebart — you'd better work on weak nuclear reactions.'

'When you said this is the hot, new wine from Los Alamos, you weren't kidding.'

Breeder Reactor Lab: Gone Fission.

"Looks like the end of civilization as they know it."

Berlin, 1926, Hans Geiger, counting.

Here's another shipload of old yellow cake uranium from Iraq. Let's get lost, quick!

"The last thing we want is a psychopathic leader with nuclear weapons capability!"

At the Home for Old Atoms...