Radiation Safety Pillows

"I'm not wearing any underwear."

At the rock concert...

'Good thing it has a child-proof cap.'

Desert Dermatologist

'Remember, before entering, make sure you wipe your feet on the hazmat.'

'What'll I do with the nuclear wastes?'

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

'Whoa, wait! Don't pull him out! He's plugging the hole!'

Heathrow New Variants Arrivals Lounge

"How the hell should I know what I'm looking at? You're lousy insurance doesn't provide HD X-rays."

Chernobyl, 30th anniversary

"Give it a whirl!"

How To Turn A Closed-Down Nuclear Reactor Into A Theme Restaurant: A Master Plan.

Let me warn you, toots. Celebrity is like radioactivity: you start with a big bang, then comes years with a half-life of slow decay.

Grim Reaper walks through an urban environment wearing a gas mask.

A not-so-happy God wearing protective clothing putting the Nuclear leaking Planet Earth in a Nuclear waste container

'Hot enough for ya?'

When I said bring protection, I meant a mask.

Start of the school year and politicians

Sunbloc 1000

The End is Near Due To Global Warming/The End is Near due to Nuclear Winter.

Irradiated pizza

X-ray technician with full metal jacket.

Perhaps we've done enough x-raying for one day

"He was a firm believer in rolling up his sleeves."

Nuclear Processing Plant - Welcome to the workforce.

Radioactive area

"Don't forget to use the sunblock, Roger. You know how easily you burn."

Man on mobile phone's brain going 'ping!'

'Even with the impact of global warming I think Timmy would be safe enough with factor 95'