Space Safety Pillows

'Whoa, wait! Don't pull him out! He's plugging the hole!'

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

Big Bang Theory.

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Outer Space Outsourcing

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"Houston, we have a problem."

'But what is the universe for?'

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

Head over Hooves

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

Man using to much bug spray

"Chaplain, the lord should put warning labels on some of his creations."

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

Hair Crop Circle

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.