Sky Safety Sleuth Pillows

'I don't like the looks of this! - That's our captain!' (at an airport, on seeing a parachute-wearing pilot)

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

Pilot with champagne.

$1: Family Secrets

'Flight simulator'

Clickbait

The lunar landing of Appollo 11 is shown as a hoax filmed in a studio.

The EP-21 spy plane.

The Modern Godot

Spy Satellite

Uncle Sam is Big Brother.

'Okay - Let's crash that bad boy.'

'I love looking at the stars. I think of us as celestial paparazzi.'

"Officer, someone hacked my bluetooth pressure cooker and blew my kitchen apart! What can I do?"

"Password must contain at least one pictograph."

'Whoa, wait! Don't pull him out! He's plugging the hole!'

"We don't need a digital security guard. Hackers don't actually come to our house."

What security flaw?

Testing the Big Bangs theory.

'This model sends back a pre-recorded message to any hacker.'

"I'm all for security, but you having an 80-factor authentication may be a little over the top."

Stealth fighter fly over.

'These disks contain backups of all my financial records in 25 different software programs. . . I need to make a deposit to your computer.'

'Remember, all these security cameras are for YOUR protection...otherwise, I'd come over there and smack you.'

F.B.I. An equal opportunity phone tapper without regard to race, sex, or national origin.

'It's okay, mom. I go through this every day at school.'

'You see, it works: We could make money in advertising!'

'...I think I found Ursa Major.'

Seatbelt hangs out from the airplane door.

Advanced Password Hint

Children playing with scissors in the nursery

"I typed the incorrect password for my online banking so much that not only did they lock me out - they locked me up."

"Have you ever noticed how the eyes seem to follow you around the room?"